Statusuri mess

Statusuri de dragoste
1. De vei plange pentru mine zi-mi sa plang si eu…. De v-ei plange pentru alta iti doresc sa plangi mereu…

2. Dragostea e ca o clepsidra, cand ti-se umple inima,ti se goleste creierul…..

3. Cand un pictor orb v-a picta sunetul unei petale de trandafir cazand pe o podea de cristal atunci inseamna ca te va iubi mai mult decat mine…

Statusuri in engleza
1. The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. – George Edward Moore

2. The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. – Mother Teresa

3. The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed. – Jiddu Krishnamurti

Statusuri de vara
1. A aparut un nou tip de pizza. Pizza EMO, care se taie singura.

2. O masina care merge cu viteza luminii va avea farurile aprinse?

3. Fuck dus, dar si pe tine daca vrei…

Statusuri smechere
1. Nu am bani de status….i’am cheltuit pe avatar.

2. Munca este un izvor de sanatate, deci sa lucreze cei bolnavi…

3. Mersul la biserica nu te face credincios, asa cum statul intr-un garaj nu te face masina…

Statusuri la nervi
1. AZI NU!!!

2. Nervi, DND !

3. Nu te risca. Ignore iminent !

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